Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Finding a REAL MAN is hard but finding ah NIGGAH is EASY...


I can spot the nigga out in any race. In other words you don’t have to be African American or Black for that matter to be called nigga. Besides the white man was never that smart to categorize it anyway. You never heard a racist cop yell out “Hey u Jamaican niggers or you German niggers get down from there!!!” Lol, nope it’s always been the same nigga! Therefore I’ve been blessed with insight & can now spot out the nigga in any race.
If u haven't had a job in over 6 months & have the nerve to keep a "Bad Bitch," around you then yes you are a nigga!!! If u live at home on your mama’s couch/basement & still accept allowance from her & use her car then yes you are a nigga!!! If u have a job but been suspended more than 3 x's & drink on your “Off” day’s and return to work tipsy or with a hang-over then yes you are a straight bonafide ass niggah!!! These r just SUM of the qualifications you’ll need in order to become & stay a nigga “for life” so please drop your applications off at "Bitch Box" down stair at the 13th floor on the desperate & needy counter. Thank you & have a niggah day…I mean blessed day.

I decided to put an ad up in the paper today to say:
REAL MEN WANTED one's that are willing to work, provided, loving, caring & respectful. Must have good clean sperm to reproduce fine/good-looking kids...
Then I thought about it the ad would turn into a damn article leaving thousands of women wanting more!!! So I decided to write it in my blog instead, LOL!!!!

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